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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

TEASER: Exquisite Taste by J.D. Hollyfield

We are just under six weeks away from the release of EXQUISITE TASTE, a new hotcom romance by J.D. Hollyfield. Be sure to check out the new teaser below and add the book to your TBR!



About EXQUISITE TASTE

He was a dare she couldn’t walk away from.
She was a game he was determined to win.
Jensen Stone was thriving in her first year of college. So thirsty for success she could already taste the achievements on her lips. Nothing would get in the way of her dreams, not even the social pressures of pledging. Until one night, she finds herself in the lion’s den of sorority row, accepting a dare she knew she couldn’t complete.
Damien Cross was bored. He no longer craved the dominance and control he had swirling in the palms of his powerful hands. He was determined to walk away from the empire he'd spent the last ten years building. What he didn’t factor in was the unexpected distraction. He might be angry at her inconvenient timing, but the urge to break the new toy dangling in front of him was all consuming. It wouldn’t hurt to play one last time.
One night. His rules.
Will she obey his demands to fulfill a dare?
Or will she realize his dark tastes are anything but exquisite?

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About J.D. HOLLYFIELD

J.D. Hollyfield is a creative designer by day and superhero by night. When she’s not cooking, event planning, or spending time with her family, she’s relaxing with her nose stuck in a book. With her love for romance, and her head full of book boyfriends, she was inspired to test her creative abilities and bring her own stories to life. Living in the Midwest, she’s currently at work on blowing the minds of readers, with the additions of her new books and series, along with her charm, humor and HEA’s.

J.D. Hollyfield dabbles in all genres, from romantic comedy, contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, fantasy and erotica! Want to know more! Follow her on all platforms!

Friday, July 27, 2018

BLOG TOUR: Four Day Fling by Emma Hart

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Four Day Fling, an all-new hilarious and romantic standalone from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Emma Hart is available NOW!

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Imagine this.
You’re ready to leave after a one-night stand, and you’re figuring out how to—shock horror—leave your number and ask him to be your fake boyfriend for your sister’s wedding this weekend.
When he wakes up.
Well, that happened to me. And over coffee and omelets, I found myself a date.
Which was how I ended up arriving at the wedding with a guy I knew nothing about.
I didn’t know his last name, or how we met, or how long we’d been dating. I didn’t know where he grew up, what he’d majored in in college, or how many siblings he had.
I sure as hell didn’t know he was Adam Winters, hotshot hockey player, and not only my father’s favorite player, but my little nephew’s freakin’ idol.
Which means I’m in trouble. Big, big trouble.
My mother is suspicious, my sister is bridezilla on crack, and my grandpa will tell anyone who’ll listen about his time in Amsterdam’s Red Light District.
Four days.
I have to keep this up for four days, and then Adam and I can return to our regular lives, where we don’t have sex whenever we’re alone, and my family aren’t interrogating him over his intentions with me.
At least, that’s the plan.
And we all know what happens to those.


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Emma Hart is the queen! I bow down to her uncanny and unstoppable humor! Four Day Fling was nonstop fun, nonstop humor, nonstop quirky, nonstop awkwardness... this book just did not stop! It might actually be my favorite Emma Hart book now, and I didn’t think anything could top Being Brooke. But Emma Hart shows her true talent as an author here. These characters are so vivid and so real... Ms. Hart is shining!

Poppy sarcasm and wit could not have been any funnier. I laughed so hard I wet myself several times. There isn’t a single thing about Poppy’s character that I didn’t adore. She was everything! Adam is just the perfect ying to Poppy’s yang. Adam has the patience of a saint... to deal with Poppy’s humorous and plentiful antics he had to be! I adored, just plan adored and swooned over Adam! He had this open and honest (ironic, I know) feel to him that I couldn’t stop swooning over! He’s just the perfect calm to Poppy’s crazy!

Poppy and Adam show you what an amazing relationship can look like in the first few days when you can’t get enough of the other person and it’s clear you have some major chemistry and there’s an amazing sexual tension. They are so adorable together... I could not read Four Day Fling quickly enough. I adored them so much!! They are one of my favorite couples EVER!!! Ok, I have to mention these secondary characters... they were all so strong and just perfect!

Emma Hart is at the top of her game! Her characters are strong and full of life. I love that she has the ability to write amazing secondary characters that don’t overshadow her charismatic main characters. Ms. Hart’s people become real to me. Her writing is so strong... once I start her books I am unable to stop, seriously it’s a compulsion! The wit and humor, the banter and playfulness, the heat and sex, the feelings and the inner struggle ... just everything about Ms. Hart’s books pull me in!!!

I received an ARC of this book with the hope that I would leave an Unbiased Opinion. I was not required to leave a review, positive or otherwise, and my opinions are just that... my opinions.







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Excerpt:


“Ready?” Adam strolled out of the bedroom, playing with the button on his shorts.

“For lunch with my mother?” I turned and stared at him, expressionless. “I’m thrilled.”

He laughed and adjusted the short sleeve of his white shirt. “It’s what—an hour? Then she’ll be back snapping at your sister’s ankles. Surely you can give Rosie a break for sixty whole minutes.”

“Oh no. I’ve done that guilt trip my entire life. I’m not getting it from my fake boyfriend, too.” I waggled my finger at him before turning back to the mirror to finish my make-up. “And yes, I can give her a break, but it doesn’t mean I need to be happy about it.”

“Do you ever get along?”

“Yes. When I’m in Orlando and she’s in Key West.”

“I mean when you’re together.”

“In the same room together, or having a conversation together?”

“Now you’re just being awkward, Red.”

I brushed a final stroke of mascara over each of my eyes, then stopped, wand in hand, and met his eyes in the reflection of the mirror. “Given how you ended up here, I would have thought you knew that awkward was my default mode.”

“That was cute-awkward. This is attitude-awkward.”

“How do you know there’s a difference?”

He pointed at himself. “Four sisters. I grew up with attitude-awkward. I could recognize it blindfolded with hands cuffed behind my back from two hundred miles away.”

“Wow. Someone’s cocky.”

“I thought we established that the night we met.”

My cheeks flushed. Damn it. Why did I have to blush like an idiot? Oh, that’s right. I was a redhead and so pale I was a distant relative of Casper the Friendly Ghost, which meant you could see my blushing a mile off.

“You’re adorable when you blush.” Adam grinned.

“Thank God,” I drawled. “That was my life goal. Be adorable. Now, I can get it in neon lights over my bed.”



About Emma Hart: 

Emma Hart is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty novels and has been translated into several different languages.


She is a mother, wife, lover of wine, Pink Goddess, and valiant rescuer of wild baby hedgehogs.


Emma prides herself on her realistic, snarky smut, with comebacks that would make a PMS-ing teenage girl proud.


Yes, really. She's that sarcastic.


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Connect with Emma:

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

RELEASE DAY: Four Day Fling by Emma Hart

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Four Day Fling, an all-new hilarious and romantic standalone from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Emma Hart is LIVE!

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Imagine this.
You’re ready to leave after a one-night stand, and you’re figuring out how to—shock horror—leave your number and ask him to be your fake boyfriend for your sister’s wedding this weekend.
When he wakes up.
Well, that happened to me. And over coffee and omelets, I found myself a date.
Which was how I ended up arriving at the wedding with a guy I knew nothing about.
I didn’t know his last name, or how we met, or how long we’d been dating. I didn’t know where he grew up, what he’d majored in in college, or how many siblings he had.
I sure as hell didn’t know he was Adam Winters, hotshot hockey player, and not only my father’s favorite player, but my little nephew’s freakin’ idol.
Which means I’m in trouble. Big, big trouble.
My mother is suspicious, my sister is bridezilla on crack, and my grandpa will tell anyone who’ll listen about his time in Amsterdam’s Red Light District.
Four days.
I have to keep this up for four days, and then Adam and I can return to our regular lives, where we don’t have sex whenever we’re alone, and my family aren’t interrogating him over his intentions with me.
At least, that’s the plan.
And we all know what happens to those.

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Download your copy today!
Add to GoodReads:https://bit.ly/2JtdUWV



Emma Hart is the queen! I bow down to her uncanny and unstoppable humor! Four Day Fling was nonstop fun, nonstop humor, nonstop quirky, nonstop awkwardness... this book just did not stop! It might actually be my favorite Emma Hart book now, and I didn’t think anything could top Being Brooke. But Emma Hart shows her true talent as an author here. These characters are so vivid and so real... Ms. Hart is shining!

Poppy sarcasm and wit could not have been any funnier. I laughed so hard I wet myself several times. There isn’t a single thing about Poppy’s character that I didn’t adore. She was everything! Adam is just the perfect ying to Poppy’s yang. Adam has the patience of a saint... to deal with Poppy’s humorous and plentiful antics he had to be! I adored, just plan adored and swooned over Adam! He had this open and honest (ironic, I know) feel to him that I couldn’t stop swooning over! He’s just the perfect calm to Poppy’s crazy!

Poppy and Adam show you what an amazing relationship can look like in the first few days when you can’t get enough of the other person and it’s clear you have some major chemistry and there’s an amazing sexual tension. They are so adorable together... I could not read Four Day Fling quickly enough. I adored them so much!! They are one of my favorite couples EVER!!! Ok, I have to mention these secondary characters... they were all so strong and just perfect!

Emma Hart is at the top of her game! Her characters are strong and full of life. I love that she has the ability to write amazing secondary characters that don’t overshadow her charismatic main characters. Ms. Hart’s people become real to me. Her writing is so strong... once I start her books I am unable to stop, seriously it’s a compulsion! The wit and humor, the banter and playfulness, the heat and sex, the feelings and the inner struggle ... just everything about Ms. Hart’s books pull me in!!!

I received an ARC of this book with the hope that I would leave an Unbiased Opinion. I was not required to leave a review, positive or otherwise, and my opinions are just that... my opinions.




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About Emma Hart:
Emma Hart is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty novels and has been translated into several different languages.



She is a mother, wife, lover of wine, Pink Goddess, and valiant rescuer of wild baby hedgehogs.



Emma prides herself on her realistic, snarky smut, with comebacks that would make a PMS-ing teenage girl proud.



Yes, really. She's that sarcastic.


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Thursday, July 12, 2018

BLOG TOUR: The Billionaire's Wake-Up-Call Girl by Annika Martin

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The Billionaire’s Wake-Up-Call Girl by Annika Martin
Publication Date: July 9th, 2018
Genre: Romantic Comedy

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SYNOPSIS: 
When my manager assigns me the task of finding a new wake up call service for our CEO, I think, how hard can this be?
Answer: practically impossible. It turns out that no wake-up call company in the world will take him on as a client. They’ve all had enough of his surly personality.
So in an effort not to lose my job, I secretly start making the calls myself, every day at 4:30 am sharp. OMG yes you read that right—four freaking thirty in the morning.
Confession: I’m not the nicest wake-up-call girl at that hour. Hello! Who wakes up before the roosters are even crowing? Luckily he doesn’t seem to mind my get-your-ass-out-of-bed attitude.
Day by day we’re becoming closer, and the calls start turning hot, like pay-by-the-minute hot and oh-so-wild. Snuggled under the covers with the moonlight streaming in the windows, we divulge our secrets to each other, but the one thing that he can never find out is that the sexy vixen who wakes him up every morning is just the lowly assistant who wears frumpy dresses. I can only imagine his disappointment.
Now he wants to take me out on a date and he’s scouring Manhattan to find me. He’s an overachieving billionaire bent on a mission. How much longer can I keep up this charade? 

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Yes, yes… just yes! What an amazingly delightful book! I couldn’t be any happier to have devoured this quick and charming read in a day! I’ll be 100% honest and say writing a review for this is the last thing I really want to try and do. I just want to scream for you all to read this and enjoy the heck right out of it!
So let me ask you a few questions…
 
Do you enjoy books that make you giggle?
Do you enjoy books that make you laugh harder than you expect for a book?
Do you enjoy books that have some of the best characters? 
Characters that find a spot in your little book heart and get cozy to stay?
Do you enjoy a bit of sass with your lady leads?
What about swooning of the male character?
Do you enjoy reading about insta-chemistry that they fight off via humor and crassness?
Really… I just can’t recommend this book more! It’s such a delight to read and experience! I’ve read Annika Martin but I have not read THIS Annika Martin. She’s normally dark not laying on the delicious witty banter with some mega-watt sexual chemistry. Stop what you are doing right now! You’ll be happy you did!
I received an ARC of this book with the hope that I would leave an Unbiased Opinion. I was not required to leave a review, positive or otherwise, and my opinions are just that... my opinions.
 
 




Excerpt:


Lizzie hasn’t even met Mr. Drummond yet, but she can already tell you all about him:

I’ve never met the notorious Mr. Drummond, but evidence of his assholery is all around.

The employees here are fearful, as though they’re expecting to be fired at any moment, or maybe beheaded. The environment is sleek gray marble and steel, like an elegant and slightly futuristic prison. No outside decorations are allowed, not even in the deepest recesses of your cubicle.

Even the outside of the building is unforgiving—a mod gray concrete bunker with rectangular windows arranged in straight rows. A study in harsh geometry.

Mr. Drummond doesn’t like decorations, my manager Sasha told me once. Vossameer is about lifesaving solutions, not party streamers.

I’d brought a giant tub of home-baked frosted cookies to share my second day, and people nearly fell out of their chairs. It turns out we can’t bring treats to share. Ever.

This is a workplace, not a potluck, Sasha said.

I’ve gotten good at sensing the jerky DNA of Mr. Drummond’s statements, and I’m pretty sure that was one of them. Same with the party streamers comment. It’s something about the sheer jerkiness of it, and also, how Sasha changes her voice to sound breathless and intense.

Everyone here is obsessed with Mr. Drummond. They seem to regard him the way the ancients regarded the gods that controlled the weather and plagues. Angry and vengeful, yet glorious. Never to be spoken ill of.

Also, nobody talks about Mr. Drummond without using the word “amazing” at least once. Maybe that’s in the employee manual somewhere.

Sasha’s obsession goes way further—more into awestruck love territory.

She speaks his name like she’s whispering hallowed secrets to the Greek oracles atop Mount Olympus—Mr. Drummond this, Mr. Drummond that. Amazing Mr. Drummond.

“Mr. Drummond is not the most sociable person in the world,” Sasha breathlessly informed me the day I started. “He has extremely high standards—for himself and for his employees—but his amazing breakthroughs save lives every day. The work we do to support him makes that possible.” And then she’d looked me deeply in the eyes and said, This is the most important job you’ll ever have.

I’d just nodded while making a mental note to stay away from any brightly colored liquid.

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Meet the Author:
Annika Martin loves fun, dirty stories, hot heroes, and wild, dramatic everything. She enjoys hanging out in Minneapolis coffee shops with her writer husband, and also likes birdwatching at her bird feeder alongside her two stunningly photogenic cats, especially when she should be writing. She’s heavy into running, music, saving the planet, taking long baths, and consuming chocolate suckers. She’s worked a surprisingly large number of waitressing jobs, and has also worked in a plastics factory and the advertising trenches; her garden is total bee-friendly madness and her most unfavorite word is nosh or possibly fob. A NYT bestselling author, she has also written as RITA award-winning author Carolyn Crane.

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Thursday, April 5, 2018

COVER REVEAL: The Dating Experiment by Emma Hart



THE DATING EXPERIMENT
By Emma Hart
Release Day May 8th




1.Get over my best friend’s brother.

2.Remember that I’m over him.

3.Prove I can date other people.

It should be easy.

It’s not.



Setting up a dating website with the guy I’ve been in love with since I was five wasn’t my smartest idea.

Especially since he’s my best friend’s brother—thankfully, she’s okay with the fact I’m pulling a Sandy and I’m hopelessly devoted to him.

Which is why it’s time to get over him.

So I do something crazy and ask Dominic Austin to find me a date. He does—if I find him one, too.

Since we own Stupid Cupid, it should be easy, right? And it is.

My date is perfect. His date is perfect. Everything is perfect.

Until he kisses me…



Three dates.

One kiss.

And a big-ass mess…


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EXCERPT:
 


“The fuck are you doing here?”

“Elliott said you needed help. Here is your help.” Peyton gestured extravagantly to herself before she shut the door behind her. “And I know it’s about Chloe and her date, so cut to the chase.”

Girl-talk. Of course she already knew.

“I need to fill out her application,” I told her. “But I’m stuck.”

She rolled her eyes. “And you can’t ask her to do it?”

I stared at her flatly.

“Right, no, of course,” she drawled, a tiny hint of her New Orleans drawl twanging at every word. “Why would you ask the woman you’re in love with to fill out her own dating record?”

“Can you shut the fuck up and help me?” I threw my hands out to the sides. “I found her a match. Help me out here, Peyt.”

My sister stilled. “You found her a match?”

“Of course I did. I said I would, so I did.”

“Wow. You’re actually going through with it. Kudos, bro.” She rounded my desk and perched on the arm of my chair.

I glanced at her. “Can you put your chest away?”

She tugged at the neckline of her shirt and pulled it right up. “Put away. Let me see what you’ve written so far.” She snatched the mouse out of my hand and scrolled. “Jesus, Dom,” she said after a minute. “This is basic. This won’t get her laid.”

I didn’t want to get her laid. I wanted to get her a good date, not a fucking orgasm.

“Whatever. Can you make her attractive to a random stranger?”

“You can’t?” Peyton quirked an eyebrow and looked at me. “You’ve been attracted to her for at least ten years. Surely you can do better than this.”

“Peyton. I want your help, not your bullshit.”

“Good luck with that,” she muttered. “All right, move your ass. Let me do this for you.”

“Don’t make her sound too attractive.” My voice was no louder than hers had been as I stood and made way for her to take my seat.

She snorted, deleting everything I’d written except the first couple of questions. “I’m gonna make her so attractive that she has every eligible bachelor in New Orleans clambering for her attention.”






ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

 
By day, New York Times and USA Today bestselling New Adult author Emma Hart dons a cape and calls herself Super Mum to two beautiful little monsters. By night, she drops the cape, pours a glass of whatever she fancies—usually wine—and writes books.

Emma is working on Top Secret projects she will share with her followers and fans at every available opportunity. Naturally, all Top Secret projects involve a dashingly hot guy who likes to forget to wear a shirt, a sprinkling (or several) of hold-onto-your-panties hot scenes, and a whole lotta love.

She likes to be busy—unless busy involves doing the dishes, but that seems to be when all the ideas come to life.

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