Title: Boomerangers
Author: Heather M. Orgeron
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: April 27, 2017
Blurb
Boomerangers [boo-muh-rang-ers] noun, informal: an adult that moves back home to live with a parent after a period of independence.
Spencer
I love sex. I love the power, the intimacy, the euphoria it brings. Too bad I’m not having any . . . You’d think as New Orleans’ most renowned sex therapist that I’d be swimming in single men. In a way, I am . . . except for the fact that one is in diapers and the other two are drowning in preteen hormones. As a single mother of three, my days are devoted to my clients and my kids, and my nights are spent with Fabio, my trusty vibrator. When my world begins to unravel, I have no choice but to move back home. And when my high school sweetheart comes waltzing back into my life, comedy and chaos ensue.
What can I say? I never said I could pick ’em, but you can bet your ass I know how to fix ’em.
Cooper
As soon as the ink dried on my divorce papers, I made myself a solemn vow: I was done with relationships. Moving home to take over my father’s firm was the plan, until Spencer decided to return, along with three souvenirs from the life she’s lived without me.
I’ve been in love with the girl next door for nearly all of my life; the rest was spent trying to forget her. I’d give almost anything for a second chance with her, but I have no time for distractions—especially the kind that involve diapers, bottles, and eighteen-year commitments.
The problem is, she’s already got me by the balls . . . and I’m beginning to feel the noose tightening around my heart.
Spencer
I love sex. I love the power, the intimacy, the euphoria it brings. Too bad I’m not having any . . . You’d think as New Orleans’ most renowned sex therapist that I’d be swimming in single men. In a way, I am . . . except for the fact that one is in diapers and the other two are drowning in preteen hormones. As a single mother of three, my days are devoted to my clients and my kids, and my nights are spent with Fabio, my trusty vibrator. When my world begins to unravel, I have no choice but to move back home. And when my high school sweetheart comes waltzing back into my life, comedy and chaos ensue.
What can I say? I never said I could pick ’em, but you can bet your ass I know how to fix ’em.
Cooper
As soon as the ink dried on my divorce papers, I made myself a solemn vow: I was done with relationships. Moving home to take over my father’s firm was the plan, until Spencer decided to return, along with three souvenirs from the life she’s lived without me.
I’ve been in love with the girl next door for nearly all of my life; the rest was spent trying to forget her. I’d give almost anything for a second chance with her, but I have no time for distractions—especially the kind that involve diapers, bottles, and eighteen-year commitments.
The problem is, she’s already got me by the balls . . . and I’m beginning to feel the noose tightening around my heart.
Author Bio
Heather M. Orgeron is a Cajun girl with a big heart and a passion for romance. She married her high school sweetheart two months after graduation and her life has been a fairytale ever since. She’s the queen of her castle, reigning over five sons and one bossy little princess who has made it her mission in life to steal her Momma’s throne. When she’s not writing, you will find her hidden beneath mounds of laundry and piles of dirty dishes or locked in her tower(aka the bathroom) soaking in the tub with a good book. She’s always been an avid reader and has recently discovered a love for cultivating romantic stories of her own.
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This is Heather M.
Orgeron’s second book, or at least the second I have read. I LOVE to see
authors writing different things and not always writing the same love
story. I can tell you just by reading both Orgeron’s books that this
lady doesn’t have a genre preference! She can write anything! Her first
book, Vivienne’s Guilt, is an angsty, emotionally charged book. You can
check out my review HERE. Boomerangers, however, is the COMPLETE opposite. This is a serious laugh-out-loud, sweet-as-pie kind of book.
Spencer was seriously easy to relate to. She was such a likable parent. I could see myself in a lot of her habits. I love how easy she talks to her children and how she wants them to come to her and they actually do come to her! I actually learned a new word in this book! Apparently, I don’t browse Urban Dictionary enough in my free time! There were so many like seriously too many to count, scenes in this book where I just laughed out loud. I don’t do that with books. I might kinda grunt or something but to actually tilt my head back and give a belly laugh, well, that’s rare! And Heather totally achieved that with this book!
Heather’s writing is smooth and descriptive. You’re gonna fall in love with all the people. Cooper made me want to wring his neck a few times… which tells you she can describe a man PERFECTLY!!! Savage was an AMAZING character in this book! Seriously, he was the attention hog and it was wonderful. This book will seriously light up your heart. It’ll make you laugh; it’ll make you cringe; it’ll make you swoon; you’ll fall in love; your heart will break… but you will leave this book with a smile on your face and a chuckle on your tongue. Not sure I could have loved it more it pulled me out of a brutal book funk.
I received an ARC of this book with the hope that I will leave an Unbiased Opinion. I was not required to leave a review, positive or otherwise, and my opinions are just that... my opinions.
Spencer was seriously easy to relate to. She was such a likable parent. I could see myself in a lot of her habits. I love how easy she talks to her children and how she wants them to come to her and they actually do come to her! I actually learned a new word in this book! Apparently, I don’t browse Urban Dictionary enough in my free time! There were so many like seriously too many to count, scenes in this book where I just laughed out loud. I don’t do that with books. I might kinda grunt or something but to actually tilt my head back and give a belly laugh, well, that’s rare! And Heather totally achieved that with this book!
Heather’s writing is smooth and descriptive. You’re gonna fall in love with all the people. Cooper made me want to wring his neck a few times… which tells you she can describe a man PERFECTLY!!! Savage was an AMAZING character in this book! Seriously, he was the attention hog and it was wonderful. This book will seriously light up your heart. It’ll make you laugh; it’ll make you cringe; it’ll make you swoon; you’ll fall in love; your heart will break… but you will leave this book with a smile on your face and a chuckle on your tongue. Not sure I could have loved it more it pulled me out of a brutal book funk.
I received an ARC of this book with the hope that I will leave an Unbiased Opinion. I was not required to leave a review, positive or otherwise, and my opinions are just that... my opinions.
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